The Monsters Monster

Image #1 Moral booster.

Image #2 The kind of humor I need to be getting into right about now.

I just found out today what the play is actually called, "The Monsters Monster." (its the TV, by the way.)

There is so much slapstick humor and really dumb humor that I really need to be getting into stuff like that, (hence the second picture.) I'm also going to be dancing like a dork for a while and acting like a dork for about an hour so I need to get into the character.

I hope adults can appreciate the slapstick, because they're going to be about the only people watching the play.

Amy? You had better laugh, even if it isn't funny. It keeps the actors going.

Every actors nightmare is a dead crowd.

On that happy note, I will leave you to ponder why you didn't ever think that a platypuses nose looks like an Asian ghost.

Only Two?

I am undoubtedly the first kind of person. Today I couldn't even bring myself to honk at the guy in the minivan who zoomed into the lane ahead of me in a mess of traffic with no blinker, almost causing me to unwittingly shave off his rear bumper. But don't worry! Next time my road rage will be sufficiently prevalent for me to punch the horn like it's a screaming baby.

...did I just make that analogy? Ignore it.

Today I bundled up to my ears and went to work and school. I was there from 8 to 5:30, and not once did I un-bundle. It was awesome. Otherwise today wasn't all that great. Apparently Dr. Teal isn't interested in fresh starts and kindly doles out the evil eye to anyone who dares to delay in obeying her. There was a test in French today. It wasn't very fun. Instead of paying attention to school, I wrote a letter to Elise. That's my coping mechanism.

So should I make a trench coat for my next project in sewing class? I'm going to be done with the last assigned project on Wednesday, so I've got to decide. If I do it I want to do it right, go the whole nine yards. Wool and everything. It'll be awesome I hope.

Okay so I'm starting to watch Gamer now. It's on Netflix. I'll tell you if it's any good. Probably not, since it's on Netflix. You know how it is. But it had Logan Lerman in it, so that's something. And Gerard Butler is swoony. If he has his accent. I doubt he will. Sadface.

-Amy

Two kinds of human beings

If you can't read it, at the bottom it says, "there are basically two kinds of human beings."

It made me chuckle.

Amy. Your lack of blog posting is disheartening.

Did you see that? I spoke in Amy-language!

Anywho, on other news, we're going to Texas on friday, its totally awesome! Earlier in the year I was looking forward to the trip because I thought that it would be totally cold here, and it would be like a nice change, but NOOOO its like 85 degrees or more and its terrrrible. I mean, its the middle of October, earth, you can do better than that!

Then later in the year, like in august, I was not happy because we wouldn't be able to go to the ocean because of the spill. But oil is oil, am I right, and the gulf is pretty much made of it, so if you wanna swim in the "ocean" (people tell me that the gulf isn't actually the ocean, but I toootally think it is.) then you can get the whole effect.

I'm also happy because then I can add it to my list of states that I've been to! Which isn't very many. Its like 15 or something.

-Michelle

Haters Gonna hate

Beside the last two or three pictures I put on here, this is my favorite picture ever.

So whats the haps, Amers? I'm totally going to see you on Wednesday. And then I'm going to see you on Thursday. Today I found out that it was Columbus day, and I don't have any school, HA! Pretty cool.

-Michelle

Captain Jack Harkness

Ha! I almost completely forgot about him! Uh, I couldn't go to the link of the first one, it took to long to load, but the second one was cool looking.

But buying that for Joseph, or possibly just buying because we are nerds? Not gonna happen, girly, unless you become president of the world and suddenly become the richest person on earth.

Oh wait, haha thats me. Yeah, we can get it when that happens.

I'm gonna have to start watching Doctor Who again, after I finish Buffy. Or maybe not after I finish Buffy, because I'm only on the second episode and its already turning into something that I really didn't want it to turn into. I think its because I'm so used to Disney Channel shows, and how no one ever changes in those, but in this show, people do change, even the main character, and its not always for better.

Ha well, better start Doctor Who! And I should probably finish Robin Hood, because I never did finish the second third season. In fact, we hardly started it. I think it was because of that Isabella girl, and that lady that joined the group that totally had the hotts for Robin. Pfft.

I also need to finish Merlin, because I finished the first season for the second time, and now I need to watch the second one.

Wow. People. Don't do this. Its not good. Its like Obsession phases that only last a little while, and then they start overlapping, and then your whole life is a mess, and then all you can think about when anyone says or does anything is a Buffy/Merlin/Doctor Who/Robin Hood/Thats so Raven/Hannah Montana/Wizards of Waverly Place/Jonas/ Sponge bob episode where the same kind of thing happened (right before a mythical creature jumped through the wall. Srsly, it makes you kind of jumpy.)

Wait. Lamb? Like you ate some?

BTW peeps, I just finished the last City of Ember book. It was called the Diamond of Darkhold. Its by...some lady who I'm sure has a cool name, just no one can pronounce it.

Yeah it was OK. Super disappointing, but it was still a really good book, everyone should read it. after reading the first one. And the second one. And not the third one. No, you can read the third one, but its pretty dumb.

Yeah, amy you left your cellphone in my room. We were going to give it to Joseph to give to Angela when he went to watch Dexter and Diana and Shane's house, but he didn't come home after work to pick it up. Sorry.

Not really. I took a couple of pictures with it and changed the background. I was surprised to find that you hadn't changed it since that one time like five months ago when I changed it from a picture of me and you at Rock the Light to a picture of me with those broken sunglasses. You really don't use it much, do you?

-Michelle

The Most Awesome Trench Coat in the History of Trench Coats.

Is it worth it? Is it really? Should we save our pennies? Or would it not fit the style of any male members of our family? What can we do? I AM ASKING BECAUSE I MUST HAVE THIS COAT. OR TOUCH IT AT LEAST. Only my good sense tells me that it is pretty expensive. Oh dear.

There're some cheaper versions too. Choices, choices.

I also got caught up looking at David Tennant's trench coat. It is also delicious. Anyway. Speaking of coats, I wore mine today for the first time since like May. It was awesome. My only woe is that I left my gloves and things at home this week. Another thing I left at home was my cellphone. So if you hear the alarm going off at sometime in the morning, you can turn it off if you want. It's going to be hard to survive without it this week. I never really use it to call anyone, but it's my alarm and watch, and I use it sometimes if I'm trying to get out of an awkward situation. I'm good at extricating myself in order to make an "urgent" call.

Today I had a lamb experience. Remind me to never allow it to happen again.

-Amy Joy

P.S. I have the best Christmas ideas. Yours is going to be particularly fun. But I might withhold it until I see a birthday present. Not really though. I'm not that cruel. Usually.

Buffy?

WHOA. What is this book? I NEED IT.

So I been watching Buffy. What? Yeah, I'm watching something from the nineties. I keep on thinking, "what? they didn't have that back then!" because I never actually watch movies that are made in the nineties or anything, I just watch movies that are set back in the day, but then I'm like, "This is for real, man!...for real"

The talking is hard to deal with but the clothes are almost unbearable.

Michelle