Facebook, they say, is the legal way to stalk people. Well, the rumors are true. Its really easy to stalk people! All you have to do is -
Wait.
Haha.
Facebook is also the legal (and mostly un-judged) way to boast about what you are doing or what you have bought or who you are dating, or how you are going on a trip to Hawaii.
Michelle Sullivan just got a new MP3 player.
Michelle Sullivan loves her new car.
Michelle Sullivan plays the drums.
FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE (Amy didn't even know how to spell that, and she knows how to spell everything! I had to look it up! without knowing how to spell it. I got skillz)
I'm here to tell you all about facebook not-to-do's, here to stop your friends from thinking you are emo.
(For everyone here who is friends with me on facebook, you don't have to point out that I am guilty of every one of these, I know.)
1. Don't Hint Your Emotional State Using Song Lyrics. EEEMMOOO ELLMMOO!
Michelle Sullivan City of delusion.
Michelle Sullivan Two is better than one.
Michelle Sullivan Live like you're dying
Michelle Sullivan I'm only gonna break your heart
2. Don't leave people wondering.
Michelle Sullivan Oh that hurt!
Michelle Sullivan I'm never doing THAT again,
Michelle Sullivan Well that just ruined my day!
3. Don't have one word status's? Ok, whoever made this list (not me, I'm serous) must, like, never have status's, beside the every once and a while ones like,
Michelle Sullivan just ate cornflakes for breakfast.
That follows all the rules, but only one problem. ITS COMPLETELY BORING! I'm not saying that the only interesting status's are the ones that (1) are song lyrics (2) leave you hanging, or (3) are one word, but no one wants to know that you ate cornflakes. I'm making a fourth etiquette rule.
4. Don't say something stupid that no one cares about.
Michelle Sullivan just ate cornflakes for breakfast.
Michelle Sullivan is typing her status
Michelle Sullivan just had a baby.
Ha! I got you on that last one!
Have fun with this.
-Michelle
