Psycho Kaitlyn

Usually, after about two weeks of not doing any blog posts, I would have something interesting to blog about, and today -

Is no exception!

I would like to tell you about Kaitlyn, my friend, who I recently found is psychic and has been making me do things I can't remember doing.

I found out when I posted on facebook that I had a "Sea of Monsters book shaped hole in my heart" (Sea of Monsters is the second Percy Jackson book. If you haven't read it, do it now) because I couldn't find my book and I wanted to read it.

So Kaitlyn comments and says, I'm sorry that you noticed, I stole it from you because I couldn't find it anywhere else, like the library.

How odd, I haven't seen Kaitlyn in a long time!

So I open a chat with her and after about thirty seconds, what I thought had been amnesic memory loss was actually some kind of mind manipulation!

I've been stealing things and finding things, breaking things and killing things, all by her bidding!

Turns out I found a labyrinth under some sink at school and I awoke a terrible beast and it is pillaging the students!

I've never felt so terrible and guilty!

Luckily the swooniest kid named (Aaah rack the brains!) ...Harris Peterson (friend of my brother, Robsid Woozlid) saved me AND the school!

Thanks to Psychic Kaitlyn, Harris Peterson has finally noticed me. * siiiiiiighhh*