Dear Amy.
I hear that the hardest hardness of your school ends on the 16th of February and I would like to inform you that that is a Thursday and also two days after my birthday. Now, I know that it will be hard for you to plan a surprise party for me when you are absolutely swamped, but you may enlist the help of Phoebe, and also you may have the party a weekend after (or any weekend after) my actually birthday, that will be fine. Now I realize that you may not know all the friends that I would like to invite, and that too is fine. If you're having any trouble deciding, just ask me or the Weeb. I would prefer not ice skating since I will dominate everyone and that gets tiring after awhile. Also if this is a co-ed party (which is preferred. I don't want this party to turn into anything like the ride back from Oklahoma or a baby shower) its best if we don't go shopping. And as much as we both may want it, no this may not be a Korean Drama themed party. Though I would not be opposed to K-Drama/K-pop merch of any kind. Speaking of the K's, what is "w" in Korean?
Anyway, back to my surprise birthday party. Please make sure that it is not at an inconvenient time where I don't want to see anyone/look like "a dirty trash can full of poo" (name that movie: SURFS UP. got it before you!). Also I would prefer it if the house/place of party had some streamers or a sign or any way for people to tell that it's a party, because I know our family doesn't usually do that stuff, but this is my sixteenth birthday, and I don't want the house/place of party to look like it does every other day. Its not every day that you turn sixteen, am I right? AM I RIGHT? I am. You only turn sixteen one day of your entire life. YOU'RE ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
OK, well. I'm doing this to make it easier for you, just to let you know. I hope it helps.
Your loving sister,
Michelle Awesomepants Sullivan.
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