Amy, Amy, Amy....Heres something for your sickypoo self.
I've been thinking about names, with all these little babies around, and I've made a list of my favorite.
Athena, Alice, Phoebe, Sophie, Sophia, Jamia, Marie, Alexis, Stella, Jacob, Judah, Colin, Conrad, William, Charlie, Jason, Oliver, Ezra.
I also have a list of names that I wouldn't name my kids but that I still like.
Like Boaz, London.
Thats not much of a list, is it.
The other night I had a really cool dream.
So there was this show that my dance studio was doing, and the drama class, (which was actually a dance class) didn't have a dance yet, but we'd picked out a song. We didn't know that the performance was going to be so soon (like we hadn't even met together once) and so me and Briana, this other girl in my class, went into the basement into this little room that was like a nursery or a sunday school room, and it was tiny, but somehow we managed to choreograph this entire Black Eyed Peas song. The song started like Boom Boom Pow, but I remember thinking, when I woke up, that it was called The Time, and that I had to look it up later. Then, after I was more awake, I remembered that it must not have been The Time, because I'd head that song a billion times, and it was nothing like that. It was like...a different song. That I made up in my head. Anywho we choreographed this whole thing, and it was really cool, and when I woke up I remembered the whole dance, but I didn't write it down, and now that I think of it, I wouldn't have been able to use it for anything anyway because that song doesn't exist.
 Life is just so sad sometimes.
I'm pretty sure it was the coolest dream I've had in a while.
Except for the one I just had where you, Amy, didn't want to go to pacastan on vacation so you kidnapped me so you wouldn't have to go. That didn't work out so well, but we changed our plans so just me and Angela were going.
And then there was this huuuuuge fat cobra that was in the sand box, and it was going crazy, and dad was wrestling with it and it was so cool looking, and then it got out, and it was in the bushes next to me, but for some reason I didn't freak out.
I kind of like snakes. They're really cool.
Did you know that the general symptoms of a snake bite are dizziness, fainting, increast thirts, headache, fever, severe pain (no kidding), breathing difficulty, bleeding, fang marks (O really?), discoloration (of the skin, in the bite area), burning sensation, swelling, bleeding spots, numbness, tingling, sweating, blurriness, rapid pulse, low blood pressure, severe shock, convulsions, loss of coordination, weakness, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.
Soooo don't get bit by poisonous snake. Nothing good comes from it.
Unless its a a snake kind of like the spider on spider-man. Then you could turn into snake-man!
What kind of superpowers would snake-man have? Uuhh, He can strangle people with his body? He can swallow them hole? He can unhinge his jaw? He can bite people? As cool as slithering around can be, spider-man has got it made with that whole web-flying thing.
Sometimes I wonder what he would do if he was in the desert.  web-fly off the atmosphere? That's kind of like what he did in the game.
Oh Spider-Man, you are useless in the not-city. You cannot hang upside down anywhere, you cannot have any kind of element of surprise, you cannot do anything except webbatize peoples eyes.
You see what I did there? that was a rhyme. An awesome rhyme. The most awesome rhyme of all time.
Boohyaaaaah.
Out of all the superheroes, I'm pretty sure Flash, Aquaman and Hawkman are the best. I still can't decide which I would rather do. Breathe under water and swim really good, or have really big wings and be able to fly.
Air is everywhere, water is not. But the wings would definitely get in the way sometimes. But they do look really cool.
Its a toss up. "Just like my cash to skybank" Oh wheezywaiter. You be funny.
Feeling better, Amer?
Peace out home slice.
 
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