I think its safe to say that I've never made a resolution.
But maybe this year I will.
I think this year I will make this resolution:
Get rich and famous. Get fame and fortune.
Yeah, that's ridiculous, right?
That's why I've never made a new years resolution because I'm kind of stuck in a middle place right now. I have everything I want right now, and I'm just looking forward to the future. Like my career and stuff.
What Michelle Learned:
lowercase l's and uppercase I's are the same in most fonts. That's so confusing. I'm definitely going to change that when I'm president of the world.
Also when I'm president of the world all the letters from "On Beyond Zebra" by Dr. Seuss will be part of the alphabet. Also Hawaiian and Korean may become second and third languages in America. Also I will have a home in Canada. Next to Justin Biebers house and Ryan Reynolds house.
Life will be so much better when I'm president.
We're gonna party all night, and sleep all day, and throw all of our problems away, our lives will be eeeeasy, our lives will be eeeasy.
Whoever caught that the last bit was Black Eyed Peas lyrics then they are smart and they get a gold star.
Michelle's Random Opinion:
Department stores are cool but only if you are looking for homecoming dresses, perfume, purses, or your 8-year-old grand daughter.
We went to Macy's yesterday to spend some gift cards and we walked around the whole store like three times and I found out that the store was mainly for middle aged people with really weird taste and that I might have to design underwear because everyone else sucks at it.
I also found out that all coffee beans are good for are cleaning your nose after smelling tons of different kinds of perfume (SJP NYC FTW - If you could understand that then you're an amazing individual) and nothing else.
And I also found out whenever I go to Khols or Macy's or Dillards or JC Penny, I always ALWAYS end up wanting to buy the stuffed animal that they have in the display thing next to all the check-out places. Usually because they're really really really soft movie characters or doctor Seuss characters or, this time, a big papa smurf complete with finger puppets and a santa hat. Soft and delicious.
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