A poem about nothing but me

(I'm writing a long poem in rhyming couplets for you, and the easiest subject to write a long poem about - beside Percy Jackson - is myself)

A Poem For Anyone Who's Listening

By Michelle Sullivan

You want to know? I'm just a fifteen year old girl

Another one who desperately wants her hair to curl.

I like playing any games that don't involve a ball,

My favorite seasons are spring and fall,

It don't like too hot and I don't like too cold,

I like to think my clothing taste is bold,

Someday I'm going to be a triple threat,

And I want a narwhal for a pet.

Pop culture is important to me,

I like most stuff that kids my age like, if you can't see.

I watch a lot of different kinds of TV shows,

My taste in entertainment is very wide

I love roller coaster rides.

My favorite book has got be Harry Potter,

But Percy Jackson is a close second, yes sir.

I don't have a favorite movie, or five movies,

When I hear a jammin' song I get the groovies,

I like Batman and I want to be a Superhero,

I've got 1million life points, you've got zero,

I've never been on a ferris wheel,

Everyone always says, "Are you for real?"

I'm more for real that you could ever wish to be,

I'm going to be president of the world, you'll see,

There will be more taco bells than starbucks,

And everywhere there will be...ducks.

One day I'm going to be a rapper,

I'll trump eminem and kanye, durr

I'mma not let kanye finish, I'm takin' the stage,

Just sayin', Rebecca Black's music video is all the rage,

She totally should have won the VMA instead,

After I am at the top I will go to space,

What will the spaceship have on it? My face.

Yeah I have ideas of grandeur, thats just me,

If nothing like that happens I'll still be cool, you'll see.

I'll go into psychology or maybe dance.

Maybe I'll meet famous people and move to france.

Sometimes I just say things because they rhyme,

And because I don't want to spend too much time,

And sometimes I do this, "I want to eat and orange."

AAAAHHH! Oh no what am I going to do?....blorange!

Wheeeh that was close! That was almost a little scary.

What rhymes with scary? Maybe fairy?

You know what else nothing rhymes with? Purple.

ThE eNd

I hate it when people do that every-other-letter-caps.

I Also Hate It When They Do This.

Peace out homeslice

-Michelle