Odes

Ode to Google Chrome

Google Chrome you are totally cool,
You were where I did my school,
but now the computer has decided to uninstall you,
and my life has turned to complete poo
You were sleek and colorful, you made me want to sing,
I could always change your background setting,
It made my day happier when I used Edward Monkton,
(the setting that was always the best fun)
My life was easier when I used you,
my life was beautiful in everything I do,
but now I used the old grandpa firefox,
who sometime I wish would get chicken poxs.
And so ends my sad little song,
I'm sorry that it isn't very long,
I want you to know that I'm dying without you,
and that firefox is dumb and doesn't care,
and nothing else in my heart will ever compare.


*Sniff sniff*

Hey Bsafe, I don't like you

Hey Bsafe, you're a pain in my -- my whole body.
You make me ache and hurt and give me bruises all over.
You're evil and mean and you want to take over my life.
You remind me of hitler,
or a buffy episode, where only the parents were effected.
My parents think you're the best, and they probably want to adopt you,
but you're evil and mean and you want to take over my life.
You sometimes block me out of the internet,
boy how I hate you, boy how loathe you,
You deceive us with your name,
make us feel secure from the terrible things on the internet,
but in truth, you are the most terrible thing on the internet,
You make many child enemies, Bsafe,
and one day, it will come back around to you.
Just like it did to hitler.
And Just like it did in that buffy episode.
And in the buffy episode,
the people only came around once the demon was dead.
And very very dead, at that.
More dead than a doornail, or a door, or a nail.
And Bsafe, thats what you shall be when people see your true face
you don't want to save peoples children,
you want to eat peoples children.
And one day I will find you,
One day, Bsafe...one day.



What Michelle Learned: Bsafe is really annoying.


Random Fact: Bsafe is very annoying.