Possibly the most rediculous and amazing things I have ever seen.

Tux competition suits! Just what I was looking for! And in blue! (it came in orange too) and the best part about it? The suit is named...HARRY! competition swimwear...named Harry (the orange one was named Lloyd)...that has a tux printed on the front...AND its baby blue.
Black and white swim party? I'm set.

Rainbows, butterflies, unicorns, skittles, swimsuits! Wait.....
There is no way I'm going to stop myself from spending 50 dollars on this piece of art!


"Splash meow" is what this one is called. Wait....don't cats hate water? I thought so.
As you look through these I would like you to keep in mind that they are all "competition swimsuits". These are expensive suits that you don't buy for every day use. I'm guessing most of these designs are to (1) intimidate the competitor, or (2) make you feel good/horrible about yourself/your fashion sense.
I can't really tell whats on this one, but they call it "Flip turn Jungle punch" hahaahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.
They call this little number "Splash Awesome Girl." This may be the best thing that has ever happened. It kind of looks like Wonderwoman, AND flash! So I can swim after my enemies OR "flash" to them before I entangle them in my Lasso of Truth.


And last but not least........The finale...the one, the only....: Sushi suit.
Yes. I don't even like sushi.
See how it has words? Wanna know what they say? Wanna Know?!?!

"Sophisticated. Raw."

Over...and over...and over again....