Don't be a chicken.

Chickens are ugly. Chickens are noisy and dirty. Chickens are the bane of the birds existences.

You know at family reunions theres always that one really weird really drunk uncle (I said uncle because whenever anyone says anything about weird or rich relatives they always say uncle. I didn't say that because we have a few of them, I just said it because its what most people can relate to) that everyone is always kind of ashamed to be related to?

Thats what the entire bird family thinks of chickens. Chickens are the dumb ones that have no brains and after four weeks their legs are too weak to support there meatiness.

Chickens are like the extra who gets killed off before the opening credits of the show. That guys life is always way too short for him to have a name, he's just there to get the point across of how dangerous the villain of the episode is.

Chickens are like that because their lives are so short that no one cares enough to genetically change their legs to support their genetically changed fatness. The chickens are not there for their life, they're there for food.

So don't be a chicken Amy.

Yesterday I made my awesome cookies for youth group, but they didn't really turn out awesome because they were kind of dry. Heres what I hate: dry cookies.

Heres what else I hate: popcorn.

Mom made me bring lots of popcorn, but no one really ate it, and then I got Jack take it all home. The cookie dough for these cookies was like heaven, and Kristin was in the kitchen doing something on her computer.

I had put heath pieces in, and she was talking about how she needed at least one cookie because she was watching me make them.

Then I told her she could have the mixer things, and she pretty much said she would do anything for me. She was so happy. I don't think I've ever seen her so excited about anything. Ever.

She kind of got high and I was making fun of her being sarcastic, and we were both giggling (but mostly just her) and then she said,

"Vitamins should be made with toffee."

And I was like, "I'm pretty sure the planet would implode."

and then Joseph came in and was like, "Everyone would die from vitamin overdose."

I don't know why I told you that story. I guess I just wanted you to know that your poem is very accurate.

Everything happens in the kitchen.

I don't think I would know Joseph at all if we didn't clean the kitchen together. Like at all.

I'm still watching heroes. I'm still on the second season. Its pretty good. I didn't like how Hiro went to the 1600, that kind of seemed like a really weird side story for a really main character. It reminded me of Inkheart, in the second book when all this weird stuff happens to all the main characters, and its like every chapter is about someone else in a different time and place and planet. Yeah.

Peter is still awesome, which is good. His Irish girlfriend is out of the picture, lets hope forever.

Sylar is just not in it enough. I don't like that every time I see him is when I see those dumb Mexicans.

I know how racist that sounds, but they really are annoying. That Maya girl is all like, "My eyes can turn black and I can cry tar, and I can make everyone around me pass out....or something....."

and then Alejandro is like, "I can counteract her creepy non-power by holding her hands and looking in her eyes...kind of...I think...."

I like that Adam guy. I kind of think I've seen him in something else.

Micah is awesome, his mom is not. And DL is dead. Why don't they just call him Daniel? thats an awesome name!

Claire still has that boyfriend or something. Her dad just got killed and then before that episode he got healed.

I kind of felt like thats happened before.....LIKE TEN TIMES.

It happened to Claire, it happened to him, it happened to Sylar and it happened to Peter a couple of times.

Everyone is dying, and reviving, but now even the non hero people are reviving!

I kind of hoped that would be the end of Mr. Bennett. I really can't stand him. He's annoying and weirdly over protective.

Matt is being awesome. I liked the whole thing with his dad.

Now he has mind manipulation. I hope it doesn't turn him into a bad guy.

Stay Classy,

-Mitchy Ray