I was going to write one earlier, but I have a really good excuse: school.
I've been doing lots of school and I had to write this dumb report about how when the Soviet Union dissolved what its effect was on one of the East European countries. I haven't actually written the whole thing yet. I'm kind of putting it off.
Instead I went to my room and read the rest of New Moon.
Actually, I didn't finish it, but I'm tricking myself into thinking I finished it because I don't want to read where Bella gets mad at Jacob and his awesomeness, and she goes back to the vampires. The dumb vampires.
I read like two chapters of Midnight Sun.
Heres what I like about it, compared to Twilight
1. I like how its not from Bella's perspective. I kind of have a thing against Stephenie Meyer, but when I started reading this I realized that it wasn't her writing style that I hated so much, it was her characters. All of them except Jacob and Emmett and Jared. Well really I like all of them except Bella, Billy, Edward, Sam, Jessica and Mike. ( like Jessica and Mike in the movie, they're great)
2. I like how he reads minds. Its pretty cool.
3. I like how he reads Emmett's mind.
4. I like how Emmett has had like three or four paragraphs in just the first two chapters. Thats more than the whole three first books of Twilight ever gave him.
What I didn't like about it.
1. Edward isn't as bad about is explanations of everything, but he thinks way too much and he never talks. The dialogue to thoughts ratio in this book is like 1 to 100.
2. He makes characters that I thought were cool before seem not cool. Like Jessica.
3. Its the same story, and hes still a conflicted vampire. Its dumb.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. I need to read some Harry Potter or Percy Jackson and get my mind off this. Its annoying.
I wrote 6,233 words yesterday. I was in a real writing mood, but I didn't really have any stories, so I just made one up in my head. Its pretty horrible, but it took up a lot of time which is good, I guess, because what I would have been doing in that time is getting annoyed about twilight, getting on facebook, or watching netflix.
Actually I wouldn't have been watching netflix because its blocked here. I'm dying to know what Claire's dad is up to, but I guess I won't know until this weekend when you come home.
With all this snow I don't even know if you will be coming home. I hope it gets really warm really soon. If its not completely dry and moderately sunny and warm in a week an a half I'm going to bite someones head off. Probably my own.
We got a new blocking system. I think my ode to bsafe opened mom and dads eyes to the real program. Now we have something called CloudCare.
I will write an ode to it also about my feelings toward it so it doesn't feel left out in ode land.
Cloudcare you look happy and care-free
I haven't yet had time to see,
if you're anything horrible like bsafe
I think your name and logo
are like the beautiful colors of the venus fly trap.
you suck us in with your comforting looks,
then you eat us up like helpless little flies,
I will give you time to prove yourself to me,
but I'm very wary of your every move.
I hope you don't give annoying pop ups
when you think adds might be bad
Bsafe was worse than the adds
if you do that then it might just be
the las thing that you ever do
so watch yourself, cloudcare
You better write a blog post.
Mom said its snowed eight inches but I don't know how she can tell.
I think I'll make snow ice cream and think about how my birthday party is not going to be awesome because of cold weather.
I'll also think about heroes, but I won't watch it, because of cloudcare soft billowy white clouds of comfort, care and BLOCK.
Maybe I'll write some more. I already wrote like 2000 more words today. I'm like a cat with my fast writing skills! Too bad this mood only comes about once a year.
I'll see you this weekend. Or maybe not. :(
Thats right. I made an emoticon. And I already regret it.
Stay classy,
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