I'm glad to hear that your roomates and biz are calling you mom. Angela had her time being called mom, and so did Diana (except shes actually a mom so it doesn't really count), and now it is your turn.
I'm sorry to say, though, that I do not hope to follow in your footsteps. Its not really a dream of mine to be called "mom" anytime before I have kids, and so i won't be being called "mom" for another fifteen years or so.

Did I just say I'm not going to be a mom until I'm 30? I may have. Maybe I won't. There are so many things to do before settling down and being stuck at home 24/7. I must say, caring for a child is great and all that, but the thought of being tied down like that doesn't intrigue me one bit. Not one bit.

Here is a part of the wonderful list of things I want to do before I have kids.

Actually I'm going to do two lists. This first one will be:

Things to do while I'm still single

1. Go to a movie alone.
2. Try water skiing, wind surfing, jet skiing, and tubing.
3. Set up a mouse trap. (I'm picking from a list, btw. But when I saw this, I realized, yeah totally, thats like a big part of growing up)
4. Live alone.
5. Watch as much reality TV as you want.
6. Be a good wingwoman. (dude. DUUUUDE. I'm already a SWEET wingwoman)
7. Attend a wedding alone. 
8. Take advantage of the whole bed. Put your pillow in the middle and do the starfish. ( I saw this and it made me lawl. I totally need to do this! I'm totally a "my side of the bed" kind of girl, and I sleep alone! MY BED IS HUGE. Every time I turn over I'm like, "Helloooo over there, stuffed St. Bernard! Hows it goin' over there in China?")

Things to do before having kids (single or not)

1. Get ice cream in the middle of the night.
2. Eat waffles for dinner.
3. Stay at an amusement park until it closes.
4. Get so engrossed in something that it keeps you up all night (NOT homework)
5. Jump on your bed.
6. Decorate your own home JUST the way you want it.
7. Sing as loud as you can along to songs while in the car by yourself.
8. Get really good at a sport.
9. Eat cheese dip for dinner.
10. Go to a double feature.
11. Go to the mall and go absolutely crazy. (its kind of like a dream of mine to be given 500+ dollars and left in a mall....)
12. Have FOUR cats.
13. Get a little dog.
14. Have crazy girl slumber parties like once a month.
15. Watch the entire season of any show in one day.
16. Have a craft day once every week or two.


And thats my list, for now. I hope you like it. I love writing lists, its so satisfying.
You should make cookies or something at college. I know you don't want a microwave or anything, but if you got a little microwave oven, just THINK of the possibilities! You could make cookies, chicken pot pies, casseroles, pizza, corn dogs, ANYTHING.

When I go to college, I'm gonna be cool like that. Speaking of which, I think we're coming over there in two weeks or something. make sure not to have any homework. Eh haha just kidding, have all the homework you want, me and mo will walk around the sweet campus and buy ice lemonades and "UCM MULES" shirts. It'll be great. They have ice lemonades, right? RIGHT? They better, or college is totally not worth it. I'm not walking up and down four flights seven times every day if I can't have some delicious cold thing.

You should get a mini-refrigerator. Then you could have candy bars and juice and cheese balls and salsa and guacamole and the works. Yup. I've got all the best ideas.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BACONHAM LINCOLN???

Peace out sister.