10 points on how to become President of the World

Well, I said I would do 'how to become president of the world,' and I'm going to.

There are a couple of crucial things:

Before you run for President of the World, you must,

1. Have lots of cool friends and relatives (that was for you, two faithful followers)

2. You must have appreciation of the things of the earth. Fruits, vegetables (you don't have to like flowers or plants, but if you do, its extra credit, you can put it on your resume)

3. You must like doing some kind of athletic thing, swimming, gymnastics, skiing, lazing, good stuff like that. (if you like basketball and football and such, then thats extra credit also, feel free to put it also on your resume, but they probably won't care, because they will probably think that you are just boasting, because most people can play basketball, football, baseball. I mean, this is America? Aren't those like, "The American past time"? Yeah?)

4. You must like colorful stuff. Watermelons, crayons, tigers.

5. Coloring books are essential.

6. You have to have gotten real battle wounds from those terribly wonderful games like "The Hat Game," and "Take down" and "Red Rover". I have traumatic memories of that game. One of my hug cousins ran at me, when I was about seven, and I think I held, but it pretty much killed my wrist. I was out of the game, and my aunt got me ice and asked me, "Does it feel like a bone wound or a skin wound." I said skin because I really had no idea of what she meant. I was seven! My wrist hurt! Thats all that matters! Who cares what kind of wound it is, its red! Extra points if its bleeding!

7. You have to, at one point, own an exotic animal. When I say exotic, I mean not a dog or cat.

8. You have to know how to have a good time, and you can't be too critical. Good at exaggerating. But just too a point. No, you can't eat the earth. You couldn't even eat pluto. Or a quarter of the earth. Or even you're house. Or your car for that matter.

Well maybe your car.

9. You have to like sour candy. Have to.

10. You have to be awesome.

Well, I think I hit all of those nicely.

I'm the perfect candidate!

VOTE FOR ME!